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Whether it be in a championship push, relagation battle or during a pride at stake derby, we have all said a little prayer to the almighty to bring us the right result. Sometimes it works, and we go home happy. At other times, it wasn't quite enough to inspire the lads to move to another plane of endeavor. Well now, help is at hand with The Boy from Ipanema's Patron Saints. Listed below is the saint enlisted to your club. You could create a shrine in your front room, buy a pendant for your necklace or take a papermache image with you to the games. Whatever you decide, you now have a little extra hope, one more option for the emotional traumas for the season ahead.

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Boston United - SAINT NICHOLAS OF MYRA - Patron Saint of Pilgrims

Chester City - SAINT JOHN FRANCIS REGIS - Patron Saint of illegitimate children

Dagenham and Redbridge - SAINT JOHN BOSCO - Patron Saint of apprentices

Doncaster Rovers - SAINT AGATHA - Patron Saint of the protection from fire

Dover Athletic - SAINT DENIS - Patron Saint of France

Forest Green Rovers - SAINT BERNARD - Patron Saint of mountain climbers

Hayes - SAINT GREGORY - Patron Saint of hopeless cases

Hednesford Town - SAINT MATTHEW - Patron Saint of accountants

Hereford United - SAINT FIACRE - Patron Saint of haemorrhoid sufferers

Kettering Town - SAINT VITUS - Patron Saint of actors

Kingstonian - SAINT CYRIACUS - Patron Saint of diabolical possession

Leigh RMI - SAINT JUDE - Patron Saint of lost causes

Morecambe - SAINT DYMPHNA - Patron Saint of asylums for the mentally ill

Northwich Victoria - SAINT LAWRENCE - Patron Saint of the poor

Nuneaton Borough - SAINT MARTIN - Patron Saint for people of mixed race

Rushden and Diamonds - SAINT CRISPIN - Patron saint of shoemakers

Scarborough - SAINT JUDE - Patron Saint of desperate situations

Southport - SAINT ELIGIUS - Patron Saint of medal collectors

Stevenage Borough - SAINT FELICITY - Patron Saint of barren women

Telford United - SAINT JOSEPH - Patron Saint of house hunting

Woking - SAINT GABRIEL OF OUR LADY OF SORROWS - Patron Saint of clerical workers

Yeovil Town - SAINT ABBOT - Patron Saint of farm workers

Referees - SAINT LUCY - Patron Saint of blind people

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